Vet-ventures Gifts

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Polly txt speak

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Profit

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

"My pets found out they were adopted."

"Now turn your head and bark."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'