Voyeuristic Venturer Gifts

Sexhibition of Old masters of Erotic Art.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

Your start-up team

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

"And, after they see you do this, the 'promised land' can be whatever you say it is."

The First Asshole

"Don't move - I don't think we're being watched."

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

'Quick,get help! He's being dragged into a blogstorm!'

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

'Seven companies in three years.'

"It's the perfect online start-up. We'll sell bricks and mortar."

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

"I'm an entrepreneur."

"I started a new business. . ."

A caveman looks at erotic paintings

"Someplace where the currency has already melted down."

'They're the latest tri-focals. You can see close, far, and behind your back.'

Man out on limb.

'For Harland, every vacation is a working vacation.'

"Seven companies in three years."

Grimey The Myopic Spider.

"I started this company in my parents basement. I kept a backup copy in case I ever need to start another."

"I was a venture capitalist. This is my venture."

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'

"Steve and Sue, clean up after your mutt or else!"

"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"

"I need help with my vision - all the desert mirages I see are starting to look really blurry!"