Virtual Venturer Gifts

"Steve and Sue, clean up after your mutt or else!"

The First Asshole

"I'll be torturing you remotely today. We'll start with a series of goal setting meetings."

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

"Well, this virtual staff party sucks."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Evolution.

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Obsession with the Internet.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

i-teddy

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

Internet Cafe.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Busking during a pandemic

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"5...4...3...2..."

"I'm declawed, but with this headset, I can at least virtually scratch up the furniture."

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."