Viral Venturer Gifts

"That Corona is a real bitch!"

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

Gene Therapy

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

Covid Lab Theory

Coronavirus Debate

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

"But mum. . . I 'am' playing outside!"

'Quick,get help! He's being dragged into a blogstorm!'

"Another advantage of genetic engineering: viruses you can see."

The First Asshole

"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral."

"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"

Sexhibition of Old masters of Erotic Art.

Trump in Washington

'Forget Normal infections, it's so last year! I put some crazy stuff on youtube and instantly, it went absolutely viral!'

"My digital transformation is almost complete ..."

'Sorry about the accident but it was a great viral video ad for the company.'

"Think about it Dad: as a Social Media influencer, I could lobby gardeners around the world to plant more carrots..."

"To think just a few weeks ago he was a lazy bum and now he's saving the world!"

A new TV format: "The day after the funniest home videos".

Coronavirus travels the world

"The virus mutation equally affects the left and the right."

Europe vs Coronavirus

"Someplace where the currency has already melted down."

"Covid again!"