Viral Visionary Gifts

Gene Therapy

"I want to make my mark on the world—and have it disappear in ten seconds."

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

'Sorry about the accident but it was a great viral video ad for the company.'

"Think about it Dad: as a Social Media influencer, I could lobby gardeners around the world to plant more carrots..."

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

'Forget Normal infections, it's so last year! I put some crazy stuff on youtube and instantly, it went absolutely viral!'

"I've been trending since 9:18 am."

"Why couldn't we come up with an irritating catch phrase like that?"

"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"

"There's a big demo planned for this weekend - I think it's really important that we're there."

Covid Hourglass

"Do me next."

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'I don't like to take chances.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Non Thought For The Day.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

Coronavirus Debate

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

The Music Lover.

"Not family. We prefer 'Brand'."

Your start-up team

Paperless office.