Virtual Adventurer Gifts

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

'Dude, according to the strategy guide, you shouldn't defeact Gixaglime and open the gate to Axesworld, or else! I wonder what they mean by or else?'

Surfing the Internet Wave.

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

New Zoom Backgrounds

"This is our new dystopian AR game, it simulates the total breakdown of the environment, government and society as a whole. Rated PG."

The Kentucky Derby Zoom Race

It was only a matter of time: Virtual Bungee-Snowboard-Para-Roller-Gliding

The Millennial Falcon.

"Nice game design Billy. Perhaps a bit too realistic!"

Silly sausages

"What I did on my summer vacation: Video games. The end."

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

After the plane crash, Geoff realised he'd have to draw on his transferable skill set to survive.

I miss the old tree. No, this one is better. No needles on the carpet.

"Make sure that your garden has a special area where your children can play."

'In his fantasy biking league, he's outpacing Bradley Wiggins...'

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

"I'm too busy recommending things to experience them myself."

'I'm still thankful to the online chatroom that we met each other and after all the years of being married it's time to tell you a secret: 'Blackhaired Witch' is not my real name!'

i-teddy

"I moved all of the stuff in the corner since I'm always standing in it anyway."

My brother likes computer games very much.

Ace Computers.

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

Do you think computer games are as good as real life? Virtually.

What was Rudy like as a child, Mort? He was a very adventurous young man. Every time I visited, he would tell me about his exploits. About how he climbed mountains with some other child named Q-Bert

I just need exactly 30 minutes to go to a funeral. Exactly? That's how long it'll take me to march to the archipelago where Bajor was and light a dragon on fire in Bajor's honor. I hope you're going to tell me you're talking about some video game

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Evolution.