Virtual Explorers Gifts

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Baby Screen Time

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"You may now kiss the bride."

i-teddy

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

Computer Life

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

"I'm declawed, but with this headset, I can at least virtually scratch up the furniture."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

"I've left the children to their own devices."

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

Walt Whitman sounds his barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.

The First Asshole

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

"I slipped the VR headset on when he was asleep, he's been at the 'beach' for three hours and I've had some peace and quiet..."