Voyeuristic Vibes Gifts

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

'Ogg's quite the visionary.'

Musicians

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"Don't move - I don't think we're being watched."

"Who's there?"

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

I've always wanted to be enigmatic but I talk too much.

Sexhibition of Old masters of Erotic Art.

"Believe me, you're not the first person who thought they were getting a deal by buying generic."

A caveman looks at erotic paintings

"Ask her where she keeps the mailbox key and the nutmeg."

'He admits it!'

'Look at me!! I'm standing!! I'm standing!!!'

'I have an eerie feeling this chap has cused me before.'

Visual Gag: A Palm reader reading the palm from someone elses hand with the aid of a battery powered night light

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

Queen Victoria 'Amused my arse.'

Vlad the Impaler - the Later Years

"And I ain't seen the sunshine since, I don't know when..."

Alcoholidays.

Couple at it !

Beauty Spot for Middle Aged Men

"I like looking at amateur porn, because I like seeing other people's apartments."

"Some call me a visionary, but all I've done is perfect daydreaming."

'What the hell is that?' - 'Behold the Twisted Peel knitted doll.' - 'What does it do?' - 'It's a knitted doll, dofus. It doesn't do anyth-' - 'I gotta get me one of these' - 'Ack...k.'

'How do these glasses feel?'