Vat Venturer Gifts

'What do you mean, that'll be ?82 including V.A.T.? This is your house! '

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"My ship had finally come in. . . then it sank!"

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Your start-up team

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Honest Vending Machine

Safe under mattress.

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

Sexhibition of Old masters of Erotic Art.

'Seven companies in three years.'

'I hate these romance cruises.'

"Someplace where the currency has already melted down."

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

"I'm an entrepreneur."

"It's the perfect online start-up. We'll sell bricks and mortar."

"Apart from the NDA, we have another option before signing a contract."

'For Harland, every vacation is a working vacation.'

"Seven companies in three years."

Man out on limb.

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'

"I'll be torturing you remotely today. We'll start with a series of goal setting meetings."

"I was a venture capitalist. This is my venture."

"Steve and Sue, clean up after your mutt or else!"

"I started this company in my parents basement. I kept a backup copy in case I ever need to start another."