Vat Venturer T-Shirts

'What do you mean, that'll be ?82 including V.A.T.? This is your house! '

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

Cafe investors: I'd like your support in acquiring the lemonade stand down the street. By cutting redundant labor, marketing and technology. I place our annual savings at $17 billion. The phone company investors bought it. Can monkey lick your head?

"My ship had finally come in. . . then it sank!"

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Your start-up team

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

Honest Vending Machine

'Quick,get help! He's being dragged into a blogstorm!'

The First Asshole

Safe under mattress.

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

Sexhibition of Old masters of Erotic Art.

'Seven companies in three years.'

"Someplace where the currency has already melted down."

"I'm an entrepreneur."

"It's the perfect online start-up. We'll sell bricks and mortar."

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

'I hate these romance cruises.'

Man out on limb.

"Seven companies in three years."

'For Harland, every vacation is a working vacation.'

"Apart from the NDA, we have another option before signing a contract."

"I started this company in my parents basement. I kept a backup copy in case I ever need to start another."

"I was a venture capitalist. This is my venture."

"I'll be torturing you remotely today. We'll start with a series of goal setting meetings."

"Steve and Sue, clean up after your mutt or else!"