Vindictive Venturer T-Shirts

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

Your start-up team

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

Sexhibition of Old masters of Erotic Art.

'Seven companies in three years.'

"As you can see, our scientists are busy working on retaliation."

"I'm an entrepreneur."

"Someplace where the currency has already melted down."

'I hate these romance cruises.'

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

Mr. Jonas exhibits his presence of mind

"It's the perfect online start-up. We'll sell bricks and mortar."

Man out on limb.

"Seven companies in three years."

"Steve and Sue, clean up after your mutt or else!"

"I was a venture capitalist. This is my venture."

"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"

"I started this company in my parents basement. I kept a backup copy in case I ever need to start another."

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'

"I'll be torturing you remotely today. We'll start with a series of goal setting meetings."

'...Yes, we had a really lovely holiday thank you - Oh, apart from there wasn't any water in the swimming pool.'

"Here are the finalists for the corporate motto."

'This is the life - false friends, artificial stimulation,vicarious sex...'

Evil Personified $1.00

"Well, this virtual staff party sucks."