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'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

"Money is life's report card."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

S.S.dot.com

"Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue disappeared."

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'."

'All my venture capital is tied up in Miss Umpley, there.'

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher. Lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses."

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

"Harris, I want you to buy up anything that has 'dot com' in their title."

"We want a management buy out - if you'll lend us the money."

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

"Moreover, profits double if we move in with our parents."

Woman out on limb