Vindictive Venturer Mugs

I've decided to take your advice and try something other than tea. What changed your mind? It occurred to me that if I try something you suggested, I may find that I detest it. I may hate it with every fiber of my being. It may even make me feel sick. AND THEN I'LL GET TO BLAME YOU! Always happy to help.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

Your start-up team

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

The First Asshole

'Quick,get help! He's being dragged into a blogstorm!'

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

Sexhibition of Old masters of Erotic Art.

'Seven companies in three years.'

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

'I hate these romance cruises.'

"Someplace where the currency has already melted down."

"As you can see, our scientists are busy working on retaliation."

Pole Vault

Mr. Jonas exhibits his presence of mind

"It's the perfect online start-up. We'll sell bricks and mortar."

"I'm an entrepreneur."

"Seven companies in three years."

Man out on limb.

"I'll be torturing you remotely today. We'll start with a series of goal setting meetings."

"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"

"I was a venture capitalist. This is my venture."

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'

"Steve and Sue, clean up after your mutt or else!"

"I started this company in my parents basement. I kept a backup copy in case I ever need to start another."

'...Yes, we had a really lovely holiday thank you - Oh, apart from there wasn't any water in the swimming pool.'

Evil Personified $1.00

"Well, this virtual staff party sucks."

'This is the life - false friends, artificial stimulation,vicarious sex...'