Venture Visionary Mugs

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

'Seven companies in three years.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"I had secured financial backing, I'd set up inventory and cash management systems. I was ready for business, then it hit me... I had no product or service!"

"Seven companies in three years."

Man out on limb.

Your start-up team

"I started this company in my parents basement. I kept a backup copy in case I ever need to start another."

"I was a venture capitalist. This is my venture."

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"I'm an entrepreneur."

"It's the perfect online start-up. We'll sell bricks and mortar."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Do me next."

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

'I don't like to take chances.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Thatched roof car.

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Non Thought For The Day.

Cafe investors: I'd like your support in acquiring the lemonade stand down the street. By cutting redundant labor, marketing and technology. I place our annual savings at $17 billion. The phone company investors bought it. Can monkey lick your head?

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'