Vortex Venturer T-Shirts

'Quick,get help! He's being dragged into a blogstorm!'

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"You may now kiss the bride."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"But mum. . . I 'am' playing outside!"

Honest Vending Machine

The First Asshole

Sexhibition of Old masters of Erotic Art.

"My digital transformation is almost complete ..."

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

"Hmmm....red wine or white?"

'I hate these romance cruises.'

"Someplace where the currency has already melted down."

simply amazing this virtual reality thing

"Long time no see."

The AdRams Family no.9 - The Essex range of computers

"If you ask me, his poetry has gone down hill since he started writing in metaverse."

"Someday, I'm gonna have a little place out in the country where I can just kick back and raise vultures."

"I'll be torturing you remotely today. We'll start with a series of goal setting meetings."

"Steve and Sue, clean up after your mutt or else!"

"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"

Virtual reality platform.

Virtual Reality Check

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'

Virtual Office

'...Yes, we had a really lovely holiday thank you - Oh, apart from there wasn't any water in the swimming pool.'