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"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"You may now kiss the bride."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

"But mum. . . I 'am' playing outside!"

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"My digital transformation is almost complete ..."

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

"Someplace where the currency has already melted down."

'I hate these romance cruises.'

"Long time no see."

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"I'll be torturing you remotely today. We'll start with a series of goal setting meetings."

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'

"If you ask me, his poetry has gone down hill since he started writing in metaverse."

"Someday, I'm gonna have a little place out in the country where I can just kick back and raise vultures."

"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"

"Steve and Sue, clean up after your mutt or else!"

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'...Yes, we had a really lovely holiday thank you - Oh, apart from there wasn't any water in the swimming pool.'

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