Vulture Visionary T-Shirts

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

"Do me next."

Tut and Carmen.

Venus

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Distractions Of The Great

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Tourists in Egypt

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

The Rise of Modern Art

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Scarpia's Palace

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Modern Kids.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

'Arcadian, Brian..it's an Arcadian evening!'

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

Happy Hog - Manet

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."

The London Olympic bid

Decaying corpse