Vulture Visionary T-Shirts

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

"Do me next."

Tut and Carmen.

Venus

Distractions Of The Great

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Tourists in Egypt

The Rise of Modern Art

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Scarpia's Palace

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Modern Kids.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

Happy Hog - Manet

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

'Arcadian, Brian..it's an Arcadian evening!'

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.