Vaulting Visionary T-Shirts

Miss Stockly, Markov, the champion Pole Vaulter is on his way up to see you.

"Do me next."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'I don't like to take chances.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

A man looks up at the earth

My Dream Valentine

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'Here we go again...'

"Take me to your thought leader."

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

The return of Miss Subways

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Your start-up team

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

Louise Glück

Safe under mattress.

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

What Europeans really think: 'Why waste fuel on transatlantic flights? Drill a hole to Jersey city.'

Seamus Heaney.

"He's got to have his morning coffee. We call him Java Man."

Street musician: 'Opening in VEGAS next week'.

'Magazine, yes. Book, maybe. Musical dance - never in a million!'

Covid 19 Variant

Stanescu.

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

'Seven companies in three years.'