Vaulting Visionary T-Shirts

Miss Stockly, Markov, the champion Pole Vaulter is on his way up to see you.

Pole Vault

"Do me next."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'I don't like to take chances.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

A man looks up at the earth

My Dream Valentine

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'Here we go again...'

"Take me to your thought leader."

Third Option

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

Your start-up team

The return of Miss Subways

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Louise Glück

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

Safe under mattress.

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

Seamus Heaney.

What Europeans really think: 'Why waste fuel on transatlantic flights? Drill a hole to Jersey city.'

The Goodman Dynasty

Covid 19 Variant

"He's got to have his morning coffee. We call him Java Man."

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

'Magazine, yes. Book, maybe. Musical dance - never in a million!'

Street musician: 'Opening in VEGAS next week'.