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You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

"Oh, them? Groupies."

Tut and Carmen.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Venus

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Distractions Of The Great

Vlad the Inhaler

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Tourists in Egypt

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Astral Projection

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

The Rise of Modern Art

"There's more inside."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Scarpia's Palace

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Modern Kids.

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection