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"He didn't pull through. Let's go get some ketchup."

Decaying corpse

Tut and Carmen.

Venus

Distractions Of The Great

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Tourists in Egypt

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

The Rise of Modern Art

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"There's more inside."

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Scarpia's Palace

'Time to buy.'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Modern Kids.

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

Happy Hog - Manet

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

The London Olympic bid

'Arcadian, Brian..it's an Arcadian evening!'

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."