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Decaying corpse

Tut and Carmen.

Venus

Distractions Of The Great

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Tourists in Egypt

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

The Rise of Modern Art

"There's more inside."

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Scarpia's Palace

'Time to buy.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Modern Kids.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

Happy Hog - Manet

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

'Arcadian, Brian..it's an Arcadian evening!'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

The London Olympic bid

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

Artist Retrospective.