You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!
Vulture Aficionado Gifts
Looking for a gift for a vulture aficionado? Celebrate their passion with our creative collection of items that highlight their love for these fascinating birds. Whether it’s a humorous mug, a playful t-shirt, or a striking art print, our products bring humor, warmth, and a touch of the wild to their everyday life. Ideal for ornithologists, bird watchers, or simply those who love the beauty of nature’s scavengers. Find the perfect gift that resonates with their interests and showcases their bird-loving personality.
"Oh, them? Groupies."
Tut and Carmen.
'Hello? Missing Persons?'
Venus
Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip
Distractions Of The Great
Vlad the Inhaler
"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"
Tourists in Egypt
"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."
He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.
The only way to see the world is to see the world
Astral Projection
No time for sirtaki now, Greece!
The Rise of Modern Art
"There's more inside."
"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."
Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.
"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"
"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"
"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."
"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"
Scarpia's Palace
"Are you willing to work the night shift?"
"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."
"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."
Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart
Modern Kids.
'A vampire bat! No kidding!'
'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'
Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.
'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'
"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."
Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection
Vulture Aficionado Gifts Collection
Vulture Aficionado Mugs
Discover our full range of vulture-inspired mugs and find the perfect piece to brighten up their mornings.
Vulture Aficionado Pillows
Explore our cozy selection of vulture pillows—ideal for adding wildlife charm to any room.
Vulture Aficionado Prints
Check out our wildlife prints featuring vulture art—great for enhancing their home or office décor.
Vulture Aficionado T-Shirts
Browse our collection of vulture-themed t-shirts and gift them a wearable piece of their bird-loving passion.