"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."
Vulture Humorist Gifts
Looking for a gift that combines sharp wit and clever artistry? Our vulture humorist collection offers quirky gifts featuring satirical and humorous designs inspired by the keen-eyed vulture's perspective. Ideal for fans of dark comedy, creative thinkers, and those who appreciate a clever joke, these products are sure to entertain and delight. Whether for a fellow humor connoisseur or yourself, discover mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints that showcase your love for sardonic wit and unique artistry.
'I'm just outside feeding the birds.'
Tut and Carmen.
Venus
Distractions Of The Great
"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"
"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."
The only way to see the world is to see the world
Tourists in Egypt
The Rise of Modern Art
No time for sirtaki now, Greece!
"There's more inside."
'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'
'Time to buy.'
"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"
Scarpia's Palace
"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"
"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."
"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."
Modern Kids.
"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"
"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."
"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."
You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!
Happy Hog - Manet
The London Olympic bid
Exhibition of Paint Colors.
The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."
New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.
"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"
Decaying corpse
'Arcadian, Brian..it's an Arcadian evening!'
"My two-year-old actually did paint that."
Artist Retrospective.
West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.
Vulture Humorist Gifts Collection
Vulture Humorist Mugs
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Vulture Humorist Pillows
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Vulture Humorist Prints
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