Vulture Humorist Pillows

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

'I'm just outside feeding the birds.'

Tut and Carmen.

Venus

Distractions Of The Great

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Tourists in Egypt

The Rise of Modern Art

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"There's more inside."

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

'Time to buy.'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Scarpia's Palace

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Modern Kids.

"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

Happy Hog - Manet

The London Olympic bid

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

Decaying corpse

'Arcadian, Brian..it's an Arcadian evening!'

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

Artist Retrospective.

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.