Vulture Lover Pillows

'Maybe you just got a hold of something fresh.'

"Is he gonna read the ENTIRE Book of Psalms!?! C'Mon!!!"

"I think this would pair nicely with a decent Cabernet Sauvignon!"

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"There's more inside."

'Time to buy.'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Decaying corpse

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

Velvety. And so was the wine.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

Fresh Blood In Politics

And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood?

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

'My head's in the shop, this is just a loaner.'

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

The art of fishing.

Can't Count Dracula

'Dracula's First Day of School.'

'Funny how she couldn't give me the junk in her house, but now I want to buy it.'

Vampire Weekday

Paris Fashions, Winter 1863-64