Vulture Lover Prints

'Maybe you just got a hold of something fresh.'

"Is he gonna read the ENTIRE Book of Psalms!?! C'Mon!!!"

"I think this would pair nicely with a decent Cabernet Sauvignon!"

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"There's more inside."

'Time to buy.'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

Decaying corpse

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

Velvety. And so was the wine.

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...

'My head's in the shop, this is just a loaner.'

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood?

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

Fresh Blood In Politics

Fisherman get a good catch.

The art of fishing.

'Funny how she couldn't give me the junk in her house, but now I want to buy it.'

Can't Count Dracula

'Dracula's First Day of School.'

"Why are you always the last one in the office? You never go home before it's dark."