Vulture Admirer Prints

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

'It doesn't look good, Bob!'

'Ugh, a contact lens. I wish he'd had corrective surgery because I hate artificial ingredients.'

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Disappointed Vultures. Mexican. Vegan. Pizza. Sliders. Indian. Sushi. BBQ. The ad said "Street Food," I just assumed there'd be roadkill here.

Hey fella, this one's aged.

"Wait a minute... Vultures don't fly south for the winter!"

'I hear they're delicious when they're sun dried.'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Rats, the peace-talks are progressing well and they're pushing for a cease-fire: better make the most of it while we can..."

"You know the rules... no dining on politician until after the election."

Roland enjoyed going to the park and feeding the vultures.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Love a Mutt

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"I love this time of day."

A little bird told me...

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Best project manager we ever had."

"There's more inside."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

No, I don

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Squirrel on the beach

You are what you eat!