Vulture Admirer Gifts

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

'It doesn't look good, Bob!'

'Ugh, a contact lens. I wish he'd had corrective surgery because I hate artificial ingredients.'

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Hey fella, this one's aged.

"Wait a minute... Vultures don't fly south for the winter!"

'I hear they're delicious when they're sun dried.'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Rats, the peace-talks are progressing well and they're pushing for a cease-fire: better make the most of it while we can..."

"You know the rules... no dining on politician until after the election."

Roland enjoyed going to the park and feeding the vultures.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Love a Mutt

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"I love this time of day."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

A little bird told me...

"Best project manager we ever had."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"There's more inside."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Squirrel on the beach

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

You are what you eat!

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'My - You've matured, my dear.'