Vulture Enthusiast Gifts

Back just a liiiittle more... Okay, perfect. Now hooold it... Hoooold it...

'So that's one putrefied carcass. You want flies with that?'

"Someday, I'm gonna have a little place out in the country where I can just kick back and raise vultures."

'Are you looking at my bird?'

'We're too late... He's already signed an organ donor card.'

'Good grief. What did you put in the bird feeder?'

'Don't get so tetchy - he'll be here. then you can peck his eyes out.'

"Hmmm....red wine or white?"

'Yes, the sales figures are disappointing, but 'Carrion Connoisseur Guide' is hardly aimes at a mainstream audience...'

"Wow! This is the legendary giant desert vulture! Don't let it go, Gary! Don't let it go!!"

"Mmmm... whatever you have in the slow cooker smells really good."

"The Foie Gras parfait sounds nice, and the ox cheek daube with star anise. But we've decided to go for the leftovers."

Tut and Carmen.

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Venus

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'... And this is my cellar.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Distractions Of The Great

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

A vampire in a canoe.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

He looks so natural lying there...

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Tourists in Egypt

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

The Rise of Modern Art

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"There's more inside."