Vulture Fans Gifts

"What the- This is goulash Where's my guts-n-gravy Somebody must've grabbed my lunchbox again,"

Tut and Carmen.

Venus

Distractions Of The Great

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Tourists in Egypt

The only way to see the world is to see the world

The Rise of Modern Art

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"There's more inside."

Scarpia's Palace

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'Time to buy.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Modern Kids.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

'Arcadian, Brian..it's an Arcadian evening!'

Decaying corpse

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."

Happy Hog - Manet

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

The London Olympic bid

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."