Vulture Fans Pillows

"What the- This is goulash Where's my guts-n-gravy Somebody must've grabbed my lunchbox again,"

Tut and Carmen.

Venus

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Distractions Of The Great

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Tourists in Egypt

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

The Rise of Modern Art

"There's more inside."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Scarpia's Palace

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'Time to buy.'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Modern Kids.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

Happy Hog - Manet

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

Decaying corpse

'Arcadian, Brian..it's an Arcadian evening!'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

The London Olympic bid

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."