Vintage Vulture Gifts

"There's more inside."

Antiques expect to War Criminal - "Er, has it been in the family long?"

Second Hand Store a clock entering a store for a new second hand

'Funny how she couldn't give me the junk in her house, but now I want to buy it.'

"This is very rare. It's signed 'Made in Amercia'."

Spot the Difference: Junk and Antiques

Antiques dealer and customer

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

Tut and Carmen.

Venus

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Distractions Of The Great

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Tourists in Egypt

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

The Rise of Modern Art

Scarpia's Palace

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Vivienne Westwood

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'Time to buy.'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Modern Kids.

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

The London Olympic bid

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

'Arcadian, Brian..it's an Arcadian evening!'