Vintage Vulture Prints

"There's more inside."

Antiques expect to War Criminal - "Er, has it been in the family long?"

Second Hand Store a clock entering a store for a new second hand

'Funny how she couldn't give me the junk in her house, but now I want to buy it.'

"This is very rare. It's signed 'Made in Amercia'."

Spot the Difference: Junk and Antiques

Antiques dealer and customer

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

Tut and Carmen.

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Venus

Distractions Of The Great

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Tourists in Egypt

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

The Rise of Modern Art

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'Time to buy.'

Scarpia's Palace

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Modern Kids.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

Happy Hog - Manet

Decaying corpse

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

'Arcadian, Brian..it's an Arcadian evening!'