Vultures Prints

"You know the rules... no dining on politician until after the election."

Tut and Carmen.

Venus

Distractions Of The Great

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Tourists in Egypt

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

The Rise of Modern Art

"There's more inside."

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'Time to buy.'

Scarpia's Palace

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Modern Kids.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

Happy Hog - Manet

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

The London Olympic bid

Decaying corpse

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

'Arcadian, Brian..it's an Arcadian evening!'

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

Artist Retrospective.

"Frieze!"

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.