Vultures Pillows

"You know the rules... no dining on politician until after the election."

Tut and Carmen.

Venus

Distractions Of The Great

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Tourists in Egypt

The only way to see the world is to see the world

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

The Rise of Modern Art

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"There's more inside."

'Time to buy.'

Scarpia's Palace

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Modern Kids.

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

Happy Hog - Manet

'Arcadian, Brian..it's an Arcadian evening!'

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

The London Olympic bid

Decaying corpse

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

"Frieze!"

Artist Retrospective.