Wolverine Admirer Gifts

It's PETA. They want a donation. Explain to them that any money I'd give them would come directly out of a wolverine's allowance.

Axel, as long as you're going to the kitchen, would you get me a beer? I'm sorry, Lance, but the comic strip code forbids teen wolverines from handling beer

The Fourth Little Pig

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"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

My, grandma, what a big premium you have for a plan that doesn't cover getting eaten by a wolf.

Candy Corn Dracula

"Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a unicorn."

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

Tiger

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

Factory Recall Unicorn.

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

'I can't believe this: We spend all our time hiding from humans, but they keep on publishing stories about us anyway...'

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

Due to higher-than-usual caller volume, your wait-time is nine minutes. That's over an hour in wolverine minutes.

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"So, Claire tells me you ate her parents last night."

'S**t!'

Wolfman riding in the Car

'Daddy Daddy, guess what: I'll play the Unicorn in the school play!'

Wolf snacks vending machine: 3 Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks.