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The Fourth Little Pig

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Candy Corn Dracula

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

Factory Recall Unicorn.

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a unicorn."

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

Tiger

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

'I can't believe this: We spend all our time hiding from humans, but they keep on publishing stories about us anyway...'

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

"So, Claire tells me you ate her parents last night."

'S**t!'

Wolfman riding in the Car

'Daddy Daddy, guess what: I'll play the Unicorn in the school play!'

Wolf snacks vending machine: 3 Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks.

"It's time to name the new warrior, any suggestions?"

"I'm on a diet. I'm taking a blood thinner."