Wolverine Enthusiast Gifts

It's five o'clock. Do you know where your wolverine is?

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Dead Funny

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Myths and legends...

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

Horror Stories.

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

Halloween Support Group

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'