Wolverine Admirers Gifts

Do you think March will go out like a lion or a lamb this year? I wish it would go out like a wolverine

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

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Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"It's a full moon somewhere."

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'

"That was 'Salt Peanuts'."

"He has great communication skills."

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

"So, Claire tells me you ate her parents last night."

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

'That does it!! NO MORE KIDS!!'

Due to higher-than-usual caller volume, your wait-time is nine minutes. That's over an hour in wolverine minutes.

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

"Really, yes, I'm on a diet too: I need to almost double my summer weight before the start of the winter hibernation..."

"What starts with a full moon, ends with a full moon.

Wolf Watching the Sunset