Wolf Enthusiasts Gifts

"I just think it gives us lone wolves a bad name."

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

"We need to find the packs of filtered cigarettes."

"Sure, you can challenge me to become the Alpha Male, but first, you need to familiarize yourself with the terms and conditions of the position: here is volume 1..."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

The Fourth Little Pig

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Frog in the puddles.

E-Baying @ The Moon

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"They're so like us."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Too much monkey business...

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Penguin

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'Guess who's teething?'

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

Polar bears

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

'Mother?'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."