Wolf Aficionado Gifts

'That's a puffer. If you want to blow a house down, you'll also need a huffer.'

'Priorities, men, priorities!'

'My, what large dentures you have, Grandma.'

'Don't worry, I'm just marking my territory.'

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

Mardi Gras

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

The Fourth Little Pig

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Cling-On Dog

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Koala

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Bears going water skiing.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

A day at the transgenic races

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Eat me"

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"I think we may be related!"

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'