Wolverine Aficionado Gifts

Pardon me, do you have the latest issue of WQ? WQ? Wolverines' Quarterly.

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Batman O' War

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

The Family Joules: Part 5

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Master's Degrees of the Universe

The Family Joules: Part 3

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'