Wolverine Fans Gifts

How was your date with the girl wolverine, Axel? It started off badly at the restaurant. I told the Maitre d' I wanted a table for two and he replied, "two what?" I then gnawed off his left leg. Things went downhill from there.

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Which one is yours?"

A were-cow.

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"It's a full moon somewhere."

"Well, we got the grant."

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

Job Interview with the Vampire.

'Another Scotch?'

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'

"Never think outside the box!"

"What starts with a full moon, ends with a full moon.

WEREWOLF WEARING DOG CONE

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

Due to higher-than-usual caller volume, your wait-time is nine minutes. That's over an hour in wolverine minutes.