Wolves Supporter Gifts

'My feet are killing me.'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Eat my dust!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Which one is yours?"

100k Desert Crawl

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

A were-cow.

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'