Lone Wolf Supporter Gifts

"Dang it!"

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

E-Baying @ The Moon

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

Self-employed.

Wolf Reintroduction.

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

"He has great communication skills."

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

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Wolf Watching the Sunset

'But Sweety, you have to learn how to tell the time: As a wolf, you'll often be asked...'

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

Reintroducing wolves to the wild.

'Great news, Gran'ma! I got a grant to study wolves in your woods!'

"Oh yes, he was a big bad wolf, but I've turned him into a devoted husband and a great father..."

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'

Sandwich Shop Sandiwched Between Skyscrapers

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

"Instead of a three-hour play with 20 performers, what about a single performer, alone onstage, telling jokes for 30 minutes?"