Lone Wolf Supporter T-Shirts

"Dang it!"

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

E-Baying @ The Moon

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Self-employed.

Wolf Reintroduction.

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

"He has great communication skills."

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

'But Sweety, you have to learn how to tell the time: As a wolf, you'll often be asked...'

Wolf Watching the Sunset

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

'Great news, Gran'ma! I got a grant to study wolves in your woods!'

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

"Oh yes, he was a big bad wolf, but I've turned him into a devoted husband and a great father..."

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'

Sandwich Shop Sandiwched Between Skyscrapers

"Instead of a three-hour play with 20 performers, what about a single performer, alone onstage, telling jokes for 30 minutes?"

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"