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"I miss avoiding people."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Sometimes I think he just doesn't understand the whole hive-mind thing."

"He's not self isolating, he's just a miserable bastard."

Phtt... phtt... phtt.

"There are easier ways to get time to yourself, Ed."

IntroBert

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

E-Baying @ The Moon

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

Self-employed.

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

'I'm warning you, don't come any closer! I'm fully charged with static electricity!'

"Oh yes, he was a big bad wolf, but I've turned him into a devoted husband and a great father..."

Animal House.

Adoption centre nurse accepting a bribe from a pack of wolves

"Dang it!"

Doorman for the Three Little Pigs

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'

"You're kidding me right?! Is that really how we're supposed to mark our territory? That's a dad-joke right?"

'Never was a team player.'

Lone Wolf

Footprints on Island.

"The GOOD news is that your promotion puts you in charge of the team, the BAD news is you ARE the team."