Lone Wolf Prints

"I miss avoiding people."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Sometimes I think he just doesn't understand the whole hive-mind thing."

"He's not self isolating, he's just a miserable bastard."

Phtt... phtt... phtt.

"There are easier ways to get time to yourself, Ed."

IntroBert

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

E-Baying @ The Moon

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

Self-employed.

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

It

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

'I'm warning you, don't come any closer! I'm fully charged with static electricity!'

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

"Oh yes, he was a big bad wolf, but I've turned him into a devoted husband and a great father..."

Animal House.

Adoption centre nurse accepting a bribe from a pack of wolves

"You're kidding me right?! Is that really how we're supposed to mark our territory? That's a dad-joke right?"

"Dang it!"

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'

'Never was a team player.'

Doorman for the Three Little Pigs

Lone Wolf