Lone Supporter Gifts

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Just be yourself."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

"In da house"

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Football addict

"I take it your team lost again!"

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

Football merchandising - 1953.

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

Sandwich Shop Sandiwched Between Skyscrapers

"Instead of a three-hour play with 20 performers, what about a single performer, alone onstage, telling jokes for 30 minutes?"

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

"Dang it!"

Alex Ferguson

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

Small store loses out to glossy big store

"I almost had a 'I need a man' moment last night....but then I managed to get the cork out of the wine bottle myself."

"My husband is a football fan."

'Bloody good idea!'

'I know the club is broke, but this is going too far.'

Forever Pride!

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

'I had heard Alex Ferguson was supporting the Man. Utd. takeover.'

Manuel Pellegrini

Grimly Town F.C. - 'Club Scarf Now Slightly Wider!'