Ultimate Supporter Gifts

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Eat my dust!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

Bed Sores and Breakfast - Palliative care.

Football addict

"I take it your team lost again!"

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

"Marie, are you still driving?"

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

Masochistic Soccer Fan