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Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Eat my dust!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Handle With Care

The Leafs win the Cup!

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

World Cup Fan.

Bed Sores and Breakfast - Palliative care.

Football addict

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"I take it your team lost again!"

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

"Marie, are you still driving?"

March 8, 2030: the debut of 'Rocky 19.'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"It says here researchers have found we're not as smart as some people believe."

Ballad of a Replacement Player

Masochistic Soccer Fan