Underdog Supporter Gifts

Beggar in superhero costume. Sign reads 'Will work for underdogs'.

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"Hey! Not fair!"

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'Classless Reunion'

'Now get out there and believe in yourselves! If you believe in yourselves, you can beat anyone!'

"Not now, Gibson, I'm being imperious"

'Nah, I wasn't really afraid. See, even though he's pretty mighty as far as mice go, he's still, well, a mouse.'

'Don't worry. We'll make up for it in quickness and hustle.'

Winners

Cyclist Beaten To Finish Line by Tortoise.

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You know me, I'm just that type of guy... always rooting for the underdog.'

"I want to vote for the loser, so I can feel good every time the government stuffs up."

"The press are calling it a miss-match but I still think, with a bit of luck, you can beat her."

"I used to bully him until one day we were both standing in front of a mirror and I saw the size difference. Luckily, patience and forgiveness are two of his qualities."

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

"Since I never accepted any more challenges after my win against the hare, I remain undefeated..."

"We've lost at home. We've lost away. Where else can we play?"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Worthless degree and no NBA career to fall back on.

'Pssst. Be ready. I'm going to tip it to you.'

Office party - all passed out except one man, asking, 'Hi, remember me, from the paperclip department?'

"I realize you're just the team's webmaster, but we're short a few players. So, go get a uniform on!"

"The mainstream media won't report it, of course, but Corbyn has the backing of a huge minority of the population."

"How come airlines think they should get aid when we don't?"

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

'Have you ever considered that maybe you're egotistical, spoiled, greedy. . .'

And in the red corner with a record of 0 wins, 42 losses, it's Eddie 'Can't fight his way out of a wet paper bag' Turner.

"Eat my dust!"

"Yeah, but I had Goliath on my fantasy league team."

"And Dwayne, how do you feel about being on the bottom?"

'Your too altruistic for your own good, pal - always standing up for other people's rights.'

A Little Great Boxer

'And in this corner, wearing the look of the born loser...'