Underdog Supporter Gifts

'I guess it's just one of those days.'

Beggar in superhero costume. Sign reads 'Will work for underdogs'.

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"Hey! Not fair!"

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'Classless Reunion'

'Now get out there and believe in yourselves! If you believe in yourselves, you can beat anyone!'

"Not now, Gibson, I'm being imperious"

"Hey, coach. Was it 'keep your head up, feet apart and eyes straight ahead', or 'Feet up, eyes apart and head on straight', or..."

'Nah, I wasn't really afraid. See, even though he's pretty mighty as far as mice go, he's still, well, a mouse.'

March 8, 2030: the debut of 'Rocky 19.'

'Don't worry. We'll make up for it in quickness and hustle.'

Winners

Cyclist Beaten To Finish Line by Tortoise.

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"It says here researchers have found we're not as smart as some people believe."

'You know me, I'm just that type of guy... always rooting for the underdog.'

"I want to vote for the loser, so I can feel good every time the government stuffs up."

"The press are calling it a miss-match but I still think, with a bit of luck, you can beat her."

"I used to bully him until one day we were both standing in front of a mirror and I saw the size difference. Luckily, patience and forgiveness are two of his qualities."

"Ok, what's so unique about you, Mr Superhero who's never been in a Hollywood Blockbuster man?"

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

"Since I never accepted any more challenges after my win against the hare, I remain undefeated..."

The Leafs win the Cup!

Beggar advertises his oscar picks.

David v Goliath "Bad news, You've got Chelsea in the next round"

Down by 5 touchdowns in the 4th quarter in the last game of a losing season, coach Grabowski tunes his headset to classic rock.

"We've lost at home. We've lost away. Where else can we play?"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Worthless degree and no NBA career to fall back on.

'Pssst. Be ready. I'm going to tip it to you.'

Office party - all passed out except one man, asking, 'Hi, remember me, from the paperclip department?'

"I realize you're just the team's webmaster, but we're short a few players. So, go get a uniform on!"

"The mainstream media won't report it, of course, but Corbyn has the backing of a huge minority of the population."

"How come airlines think they should get aid when we don't?"