Eternal Supporters Gifts

I, Maryanne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or for poorer, until death do I watch.

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

Elderly People

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

'I'm bored with the Sisyphus channel. Switch to the Tantalus channel.'

Football addict

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

"I take it your team lost again!"

'We're still crazy then ...'

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!'

"We will remember them."

Masochistic Soccer Fan

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

Say hello to Myrna Dinsdale. Myrna finally had one face-lift too many.

Four Stages of Boyhood