Lone Supporter Pillows

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Just be yourself."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"In da house"

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Football addict

"I take it your team lost again!"

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

Football merchandising - 1953.

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

Sandwich Shop Sandiwched Between Skyscrapers

"Instead of a three-hour play with 20 performers, what about a single performer, alone onstage, telling jokes for 30 minutes?"

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

Alex Ferguson

"Dang it!"

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

"I almost had a 'I need a man' moment last night....but then I managed to get the cork out of the wine bottle myself."

Small store loses out to glossy big store

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

'Bloody good idea!'

"My husband is a football fan."

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

'I know the club is broke, but this is going too far.'

Forever Pride!

"They called him ‘weird’, they called him ‘creepy’, but now they’d call him Sheriff."

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